Shut Up I Hack You (famous bitchchecker funny chat story by Elch) Must READ!

Friday, November 14, 2008

The story starts (I'm shortcutting here) with an [Please control your cussing] insulting everyone on the IRC channel. Most people there believed it was rather funny, but it got even more funny. For information: The dangerous hacker is called bitchchecker and the one being hacked and original author of the comments, who is talking here, is known as Elch. is always the IP-adress of the computer you're currently using, any request there will return to your computer.

* bitchchecker ( Quit (Ping timeout#)
* bitchchecker ( has joined #stopHipHop
<bitchchecker> why do you kick me
<bitchchecker> can't you discus normally
<bitchchecker> answer!
<elch> we didn't kick you
<elch> you had a ping timeout: * bitchchecker ( Quit (Ping timeout#)
<bitchchecker> what ping man
<bitchchecker> the timing of my pc is right
<bitchchecker> i even have dst
<bitchchecker> you banned me
<bitchchecker> amit it you son of a bitch
<hopperhunter|afk> LOL
<hopperhunter|afk> **** you're stupid, DST^^
<bitchchecker>> shut your mouth WE HAVE DST!
<bitchchecker for two weaks already
<bitchchecker> when you start your pc there is a message from windows that DST is applied.
<elch> You're a real computer expert
<bitchchecker> shut up i hack you
<elch> ok, i'm quiet, hope you don't show us how good a hacker you are ^^
<bitchchecker> tell me your network number man then you're dead
<elch> Eh, it's
<elch> or maybe
<elch> yes exactly that's it: I'm waiting for you great attack
<bitchchecker> in five minutes your hard drive is deleted
<elch> Now I'm frightened
<bitchchecker> shut up you'll be gone
<bitchchecker> i have a program where i enter your ip and you're dead
<bitchchecker> say goodbye
<elch> to whom?
<bitchchecker> to you man
<bitchchecker> buy buy
<elch> I'm shivering thinking about such great Hack0rs like you
* bitchchecker ( Quit (Ping timeout#)

What happened is clear: That guy entered his own IP-Adress in his mighty Hack-Tool and crashed his own PC. This way, the attack on my PC was a failure. I was already starting to think that I did not have to worry, but a good hacker never calls it a day. Two minutes later he returned..

* bitchchecker ( has joined #stopHipHop
<bitchchecker> dude be happy my pc crashed otherwise you'd be gone
<Metanot> lol
<Elch> bitchchecker: Then try hacking me again... I still have the same IP:
<bitchchecker> you're so stupid man
<bitchchecker> say buy buy
<Metanot> ah, [Please control your cussing] off
<bitchchecker> buy buy elch
* bitchchecker ( Quit (Ping timeout#)

There was a tension in the room... Would he manage, after these two failures, to crash my PC? I waited. Nothing happened. I felt relieve... Six minutes passed by until he prepared the next wave of attack. Being a Hacker, who usually cracks whole data centers, he knew what his problem was now.

* bitchchecker ( has joined #stopHipHop
<bitchchecker> elch you son of a bitch
<Metanot> bitchchecker how old are you?
<Elch> What's up bitchchecker?
<bitchchecker> you have a frie wal
<bitchchecker> fire wall
<Elch> maybe, i don't know
<bitchchecker> i'm 26
<Metanot> such behaviour with 26?
<Elch> how did you find out that I have a firewall?
<Metanot> tststs this is not very nice missy
<bitchchecker> because your gay fire wall directed my turn off signal back to me
<bitchchecker> be a man turn that **** off
<Elch> cool, didn't know this was possible.
<bitchchecker> thn my virus destroys your pc man
<Metanot> are you hacking yourselves?
<Elch> yes bitchchecker is trying to hack me
<Metanot> he bitchchecker if you're a hacker you have to get around a firewall even i can do that
<bitchchecker> yes man i hack the elch but the sucker has a fire wall the
<Metanot> what firewall do you have?
<bitchchecker> like a girl
<Metanot> firewall is normal a normal hacker has to be able to get past girl^^
<He> Bitch give yourself a jackson and chill you're letting them provoce you and give those little girls new material all the time
<bitchchecker> turn the firewall off then i send you a virus [Please control your cussing]er
<Elch> Noo
<Metanot> he bitchchecker why turn it off, you should turn it off
<bitchchecker> you're afraid
<bitchchecker> i don't wanna hack like this if he hides like a girl behind a fire wall
<bitchchecker> elch turn off your **** wall!
<Metanot> i wanted to say something about this, do you know the definition of hacking??? if he turns of the firewall that's an invitation and that has nothing to do with hacking
<bitchchecker> shut up
<Metanot> lol
<bitchchecker> my grandma surfs with fire wall
<bitchchecker> and you suckers think you're cool and don't dare going into the internet without a fire wall

He calls me girly and says only his grandma would use a firewall. I know that elder people are much more intelligent then younger, but I couldn't let that rest. To see whether he really is a good hacker I lie and let everything as it is. I don't have a firewall at all, only my router.

<Elch> bitchchecker, a collegue showed me how to turn the firewall off. Now you can try again
<Metanot> bitchhacker can't hack
<Black<TdV>> nice play on words ^^
<bitchchecker> wort man
<Elch> bitchchecker: I'm still waiting for your attack!
<Metanot> how many times again he is no hacker
<bitchchecker> man do you want a virus
<bitchchecker> tell me your ip and it deletes your hard drive
<Metanot> lol ne give it up i'm a hacker myself and i know how hackers behave and i can tell you 100.00% you're no hacker..^^
<Elch> it's easy
<bitchchecker> lolololol you so stupid man you'll be gone
<bitchchecker> and are the first files being deleted
<Elch> mom...
<Elch> i'll take a look

In panic I started the Windows Explorer, my heart beating faster. Had I under-estimated him?

<bitchchecker> don't need to rescue you can't son of a bitch
<Elch> that's bad
<bitchchecker> elch you idiout your hard drive g: is deleted
<Elch> yes, there's nothing i can do about it
<bitchchecker> and in 20 seconds f: is gone

Yes, true, G: and F: were gone. Did I ever have them? Doesn't matter, I did not have time to think, I was scared. bitchchecker was comforting me with a music tip.

<bitchchecker> tupac rules
<itchchecker> elch you son of a bitch your f: is gone and e: too

Drive E Oh my ***... All the games are there! And the vacation pictures! I instantly take a look. Everything still there. But the hacker said it was deleted....

Or isn't it happening on my computer?

<bitchchecker> and d: is at 45% you idiot lolololol
<He> why doesn't meta say anything
<Elch> he's probably rolling on the floor laughing
<Black<TdV>> ^^
<bitchchecker> your d: is gone
<He> go on BITCH

The guy is good: My CD-drive is allegedly deleted! Bitchchecker turned my ancient disk sucker into a burner! But how did he do this? I'll have to ask him. Some encourage him. He himself is giving advice how to avoid the disaster on my hard drives.

<bitchchecker> elch man you're so stupid never give your ip on the internet
<bitchchecker> i'm already at c: 30 percent

Should I tell him he's not attacking my computer?

* bitchchecker ( Quit (Ping timeout#)

Too late... It's 20:22 when we get the last message of our hacker with the alias "bitchchecker". We see that he has a "Ping timeout". We haven't seen him since then... must be the Daylight Saving Time.

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pinaykeypoint said...

Hi there, thanks for the regular visits and comments.

This is an interesting post. I stopped chatting and going to chat rooms 3 yrs ago as I don't have the luxury of time to do it :) I'm always running after my deadline and the only communication I have with my friends are thru blog comments.

Real Hackers don't talk. They just execute the task and hack in silence... they don't hack for fun, they hack for reasons..

I had a post related to this incident because I was hacked last October...

Be thankful that you're messing with a fake hacker because when a real one came, it will be a horrifying thought. Believe me, I personally experience this. you can check my old post titled : Hackers, viruses and other threats...


WARSHOCK said...

funny guy.. it would nice to hear from him again.
visiting here, friend...happy blogging.

edz said...

taga saan ka?

tanyus said...

LOL. what a "hacker"! XD

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MsRay said...

Wow! I did not know that IRC is still there. When I was an internet newbie about 10 years ago, I used to chat in MIRC, beginners room. LOL! That was my training ground for "chatting". :P said...

been here . thanks for coming .
where is your shoutbox ?

zplits said...

hey bro. Thanks for the interesting hacking article. :) hahaha. very funny. just turn off your firewall and give me your IP....

hahahaha. so funny. nice post bro.

wolfwood16 said...

hehehe yeah, indeed that guy was tremendously funny. really nice play on words heheh

@pinaykeypoint, i love the way you say

"Real Hackers don't talk. They just execute the task and hack in silence... they don't hack for fun, they hack for reasons.."

way back since i do study about internet securities, those are the act of legendary hackers like kevin mitnick and our pinoy pride rebarz99 whom they called "the notorious filipino hacker" which is not.

God bless philippines :)

HuiMing said...

IRC. the good old days (:

Anonymous said...

ahehe..mabuhay phteam!

Anonymous said...


"mabuhay ang masang pilipino" :)

kamagra said...

Hhahaha that is one of the best chats I have ever read, the guy was actually hacking his own computer, that was so sweat, excellent post my friend.

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What I like of that chat was the offensive language they used, actually I had liked to participate to that chat to being aggressive and saying offensive words.m10m

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